The Merits of a Trunk Monkey

Around 1:00 this morning I was awakened by the sound of three car alarms going off. Last Saturday night/Sunday morning someone cleaned my car for me, and it appears they were busy again this week. All of this local petty theft has me considering investing in a trunk monkey.

Trunk monkeys are very versatile. they also make great chaperons.

A trunk monkey might also prove helpful during a road rage incident.

I wonder if a trunk monkey makes a good navigator?

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