February 3, 2009...2:12 am

The Art of Bacon Weaving

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Bacon weaving restraints

Several weeks ago my friend Paul introduced me to the concept of bacon weaving by sending me a link to an enlightening blog post. Shortly thereafter my sister Becca sent me a link to a New York Times article that featured bacon weaving, sausage, and barbeque sauce. Then last week my friend Ryan sent me a link to a blog post that showed pictures of the sausage-filled woven bacon topped with barbeque sauce.

As soon as I heard  about this noble pastime I knew I had to try it. The only way to prevent this from occurring would have been to restrain me in a Hannibal Lecter-like fashion (or Mr. Burns-like).

But on Super Bowl Sunday as evening approached I was unrestrained and unsupervised. My bacon vice took hold.

I started by weaving a square of thick sliced bacon.

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A simple bacon cross weave

The next step was a careful inspection to make sure the weave was nice and tight.

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This bacon inspected by: 2514

I baked it at 400° until the bacon reached the wonderful state of slight crunchiness while maintaining its flexibility. After removing the bacon from the oven I used an alarming number of paper towels to soak the grease from the bacon mat.

I then scrambled a half dozen eggs, which were placed on the bacon quilt. I coated the eggs with shredded cheddar cheese.

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Some assembly required

The rolling up process was relatively easy. I tucked the seam on the bottom side, and suddenly I had a bacon roll.

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The finished product

And here is another angle (to show off the bacon weave).

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It looks like a tasty scarf

I exercised self control and only ate half of the bacon roll.

Bacon weaving is an art form. Someday I might attempt to make the sausage-stuffed bacon roll that gets slathered in barbeque sauce and smoked. But for now the bacon, egg, and cheese model will be sufficient.

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Have you ever woven bacon, Clarice?

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